

To drive expansively and nick off once is forgiveable; to do it twice is asking for questions; to do it consistently is just amateur. There are some massive runs being scored by the Lions at the moment, and some promising openers in particular. He is becoming what cricketers know as a jazz-hat, a jazzer. The earlier championing of him by Trevor Bayliss appears to have been tempered by more ambivalence and thus far Vince has shown no sign he has learned anything about elevating his game to international standard. This will be a testing time for Alex Hales too, his inability to make runs at Old Trafford put into perspective by the ease with which Alastair Cook and Joe Root played. Topics England v Pakistan


Evangeline. Age: 29.

The earlier championing of him by Trevor Bayliss appears to have been tempered by more ambivalence and thus far Vince has shown no sign he has learned anything about elevating his game to international standard.


Raquel. Age: 26.




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Vince is pleasing on the eye, as all off-side specialists are, but it is a temperamentally poor player who cannot recognise when he is being set up by bowlers, or worse, does recognise it but chooses to carry on in a habitual manner all the same. Earlier in the summer it looked as if Hales was starting to come to terms with the role but he has yet to kick on. To drive expansively and nick off once is forgiveable; to do it twice is asking for questions; to do it consistently is just amateur.


